Cancer stick redefined

Scientists have warned that 'unprotected' oral sex can lead to oral cancer, because the Human Papilloma Virus can sneak into your system. The headline was rejected because it was 'too corny'.

Bitter Gaud

Poor Gaud!. Insurance companies won't pay for his treatment, he has no money and the hospital won't let him go until he shows them the money. Headline was an afterthought.

The Pope's No Saint

The Pope's 'saintly' miracle went kaput. Meant a roadblock for his sainthood. Was shot down as it could have angered the roman Catholics... but Helloo... that's me and I was not offended.

Hand of Gaul

About Frenchman Thierry Henry doing a Maradona...

Doodhi ka halwa

APMC's ambitious Dial a Doodhi project is in a state of decomposition. This headline hasn't been rejected yet ... but soon will be.
If it isn't then I will eat a doodhi.

Sham Shot

Story about doctor in Satara advertising and selling general flu vaccine as H1N1 shot.

PEPPER CORPS

Report about a group of girls being attacked by motorbike-riding stalkers, and the victims' plan to retaliate using pepper sprays.