Set the bull rolling

This was to head an article on how to fake being 'high society' or 'high brow'. Again it was so perfect it'd catch any eyeball. Rejected for ' the fine art of bullshitting'. Sigh!

POP

Given to the tribute to Michael Jackson when he died! It was perfect on so many different levels. But some thought it was too insensitive.

Vegging War

Another one for the rising veggie prices story.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Baingan

Thought this one would be ideal for the rising veggie prices story on page 1.

Agents Provocateur

I thought this was the sexiest headline for the silliest issue ever involving school textbooks. Obviously, the Boss didn't agree. :(

Picnic casket

103 people drowned in Lonavala over the last year. Yes, they were on picnic, no the headline is not mine.

No Raj, yes Rob

Racism in Britain.
Not my headline, but rejected anyway... No racism for rejection at the PM