Bitter Gaud

Poor Gaud!. Insurance companies won't pay for his treatment, he has no money and the hospital won't let him go until he shows them the money. Headline was an afterthought.

The Pope's No Saint

The Pope's 'saintly' miracle went kaput. Meant a roadblock for his sainthood. Was shot down as it could have angered the roman Catholics... but Helloo... that's me and I was not offended.