Smoking Toes

Smoking leads to amputations. This was the story. That was the headline. The rest is history.

Naukri.con

This was a story regarding a conman promising jobs to people and fleecing them. But since it had nothing to do with the namesake website, this headline was dropped.

Mulla Rouge

It was a story about a halal cosmetics company, and it doesn't take rocket science to figure out that this headline would be thrown out of the window!

Dust-ardly act

or HistoryKill

Council Hall being razed to dust to make room for a 'contemporary' building.

PMC plugs moles in hills

Brainwrecked for pg 1 headline on Sunday, but this one was rejected too, obviously!